LAUREN SERVIDEO is wearing the Romy no.007. She is a comedian living in New York City.
Can you recall a dream?
I had a dream the other night that I was acting in a movie with Chloe Sevigny. When I woke up, I realized my boyfriend had been watching Zodiac while I was sleeping.
What would you embroider onto a pillow?
“If you're eating a shit sandwich, it's probably because you ordered it.”
What is the best cult classic?
Black Honey lipstick by Clinique! Get into it.
What is in your house?
Too much shit from eBay.
What takes you to cloud 9?
Watching a movie on the couch with my boyfriend while my little parrot naps on my shoulder.
What do you look forward to?
Warmer weather and longer days <3
What is your first memory?
Going to a petting zoo with my dad.
What should we listen to?
What is modern?
Oh god, I am so unqualified to answer these questions. Cell phones?
Where would you find your Doppelgänger?
In former interviewee Sasha Spielberg (my long lost sister).
What are you wearing?
Wide Leg Paper Bag Sweatpants by my friend Judi Rosen. They're the only sweatpants I know that make your butt look good.
Do you have a soundtrack to your life?
Many soundtracks! I love hearing certain songs and remembering how I would listen to it at a certain age or time in my life. Lately it's been Strawberry Switchblade.
Where do you want to go?
Italy with my boyfriend! I want to take him on a Vespa ride or something.
What does your house smell like?
Maple syrup, weirdly?
What does your house sound like?
Creaking (it's a pre-war building).
What is dear to your heart?
What does progression mean to you?
Kidnappings, like age progression photos. Sad.
What did you have for Breakfast?
Corn flakes and coffee!
What is a rule that should never be broken?
I'm the wrong person to ask, rules were meant to be broken!
What is a rule that should always be broken?
What is most difficult to find in contemporary culture?
Oh girl, I have nooo idea. An iron lung? I don't think they use those anymore since we got the polio vaccine.
What do you find most exciting in contemporary culture?
I feel like it's so much easier to find people who have the same interests as me! That's fun.
What was your last download?
This computer app called Voxal for vocal effects.
What thoughts occupy you currently?
What's for dinner?
What do you still wish to learn?
I would love to learn a new language.
Where is happiness found?
What do you find humorous?
The minutiae of the everyday, honestly.
What is a distraction?
I've been playing this card game called Pyramids on Neopets. I'm sorry that's such an unsophisticated answer and that my answer isn't, like, "learning to paint."
What is your favorite slogan?
You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar.